No reason, it just made me giggle :)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
• Plato: for the greater good. • Karl Marx: It was historical inevitability. • Douglas Adams: 42 • Darwin: It was the next logical step after coming down from the trees • Earnest Hemmingway: To die. In the rain. • Saddam Hussein: It was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tonnes of nerve gas on it. • Ronald Regan: I forget. • Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it f-----g wanted to. • Mark Twain: The news of it's crossing has been greatly exagerated. • Mr T: If you saw me coming, you'd cross the road too. • Xev: Because I wanted to make love to it. [ 08-11-2002: Message edited by: SadGeezer ]


No reason, it just made me giggle :)
Submitted by Son Of Bester on Fri, 08/11/2002 - 21:19.Col. Sanders: I missed one?!