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Kin Dza Dza
Arguably, it's the best sci fi comedy ever made and yet it's also the most famous film that nobody has ever heard of! Kin Dza Dza is a giant of science fiction and near the top of all good sci fi movie lists. If you like good, unusual cult sci fi -you need to see this film! Checkout the SadCAST review of Kin Dza Dza or click the links below to see the film.
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LEXX: Cultures: Cluster Lizards
Fri, 06/06/2008 - 16:56 | 
LEXX Cultures
Cluster Lizards
Cluster Lizards are man-eaters, with ferocious appetites and big teeth and a ravenous hunger (sounds like my girlfriend without the big teeth). They are the natives of the Cluster and are kept by His Divine Shadow and used to eat his unwanted guests. They are approximately ten feet tall from tip to tip and have a wonderful way of curling themselves up into a circle so that they can roll around from place to place. When challenged (or just for the hell of it) they can emit a blood curdling high-pitched scream.
| Lizard humour: | Screech, Screeeeech, Screeech. |
For their size, they can move very quickly and eat people literally in one gulp. The eating part (you can't really call it a head) opens up to look like four petals with serrated edges. In this way it is able to gather the flesh of its victims and swallow whole.
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Kai - Last ofWe saw them wreak havoc at Thodin's trial when they were let loose on a large group of goody-goody school children and their doting parents. We were not fortunate enough to see the full carnage, but we were able to witness a few people being caught by their ankles ready to be devoured.
For some VERY strange reason, lady LEXXians around the world think that the baby Cluster Lizard is 'cute'. I guess I should refrain from breast feeding humour, but... it just bugs me ok! I mean, what chance do us poor SadGeezers have if the object of yer desires fancies a vicious man-eating baby lizard!?
The Cluster Lizards introduced welcome scenes of distasteful entertainment into the show and, I for one, would suggest that a Cluster Lizard or two could be a useful welcome for gate-crashers to your party.
| Race Rating - Cluster Lizards | |||
| Personality | 1 (rancid butter) - | 5 (cool dude) | 3 |
| Attractiveness | 1 (requires paper bag) - | 5 (Drop-dead-gorgeous) | 1 |
| Humour | 1 (stomach-turning) - | 5 (sidesplitting) | 2 |
| Dress Sense | 1 (laughable) - | 5 (hip) | 1 |
| Aggression | 1 (big/little softy) - | 5 (hard as nails) | 4 |
| Social Standing | 1 (scumbag) - | 5 (god) | 2 |
| Sad Geezer Race Rating (out of 30) = 13 | |||
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