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Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Mon, 08/04/2002 - 16:29 | 
Part four already, people!! Keep posting, please, this is a really funny (and sometimes gross) topic!!
Here's a list of the last few conversations going on, back in part three.
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snooklepie Committed SadGeezer Member # 494 posted 03-04-2002 09:44 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AAAAAAAARRGGGHHHH!! sp..sp..sp..sp...sp..space hamsters???? fluffy blue dresses???? ...William Shatner, instead of re-appearing in Star Trek as Kirk, is ressurected as T.J. Hooker..swaggers up to Picard, hands on hips.."so..you're the perp that did this??", gesturing towards Adrian Zmed, who is slumped in a corner with a jug of Romulan Ale singing "i'm forever blowing bubbles..." {Edited because of formatting problems} [ 03-04-2002: Message edited by: SadGeezer ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posts: 112 | From: | Registered: Feb 2002 | IP: Logged Jessi 15 Committed SadGeezer Member # 461 posted 05-04-2002 10:52 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I take it you liked the story, then??? I've written more, actually. A spoiler is, Zack starts having visions of food while trapped in the lift. No, he doesn't accidentally cannabalise Lyta, they get out and he gets married to her. Still have to figure in that bit, too. I think it's going to go AFTER Kosh and Garibaldi open up a resturaunt in the middle of nowhere on Mars and the second Kosh opens a lemonade stall on Z'Ha'Dum!!!! I only came up with half of these ideas, I'll have you know!!! -------------------- The editor's work has been in vain The phantom writer has struck again! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posts: 152 | From: Metebilis 3 | Registered: Jan 2002 | IP: Logged snooklepie Committed SadGeezer Member # 494 posted 05-04-2002 11:25 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hope you heard my cyberscream, chaps!!! ...how about having Zack get out of the lift by transporter?? he could re-materialize on one of the transporter pads of the Enterprise-D, with a shocked Chief O'Brien looking back at him... "oops, sorry. wrong show. Q's been playing with the transpoter array.." "who's Q?? is he with the Vorlons??" "who are the Vorlons?? O'Brien to Worf..we have a security situation down here.." ....or something like that!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posts: 112 | From: | Registered: Feb 2002 | IP: Logged Jessi 15 Committed SadGeezer Member # 461 posted 08-04-2002 11:14 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Actually, I have a special place reserved for Star Trek; the Shadows start quoting Star Trek and use transporters!!! I finally had a nightmare about this topic; I dreamt of Londo running in a hamster wheel and Kosh singing the chorus to Fame while Vir, in a lime green tee, drank Victoria Bitter. I actually woke up laughing!!! -------------------- The editor's work has been in vain The phantom writer has struck again! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posts: 152 | From: Metebilis 3 | Registered: Jan 2002 | IP: Logged Jessi 15 Committed SadGeezer Member # 461 posted 08-04-2002 11:21 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In case anyone's wondering about the name change, I got sick of the old name and am now using my own name and a number for good measure (also because it's my age and I've been in different chat rooms before and I am probably the fifteenth Jessi there is on this Net system!) And another spoiler for you guys; Sinclair crashes on a jungle planet and, as he's reading The Phantom comics, when we regains consciousness, he promptly dons purple tights in the belief that he is The Phantom!!! BTW, before anyone else gets on, I'm starting up Part Four. I've always wanted to do that!!! And I won't stuff up the basic processes in making a Part Four either, I promise!! Still, I think Kosh needs to be picked on some more.... [ 08-04-2002: Message edited by: Jessi 15 ] -------------------- The editor's work has been in vain The phantom writer has struck again! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posts: 152 | From: Metebilis 3 | Registered: Jan 2002 | IP: Logged
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Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by Chameleoin on Mon, 08/04/2002 - 16:35.Ah... now I know how to do that with no mistakes!!! Okay, I'm happy now.
Kosh in a hot pink encounter suit with bright blue, fluoro yellow and bright green flowers pasted onto it, and I am talking BIG flowers, BTW. His shoes are those high-heeled, thigh-high boots, only these ones are painted gold and silver! His hat is a tartan beanie which has a pom-pom at the top.
Or try imagining Spock in the same outfit, if you want!!!
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by snooklepie on Wed, 10/04/2002 - 02:22.How about having the crew become Village People??
....Kosh in a tartan encounter suit, with purple thigh high bootees, and a Santa hat!
simple, but effective,methinks 
..and how about this: Zack gets out of the lift, because the Shadows have an accident with their transporter and manage to transport the A-team in there as well. They set about finding welding gear, tools, and various building materials in the lift and build a petrol driven tank out of the bits they find, which they fill up with petrol from a huge tanker which is rather conveniently situated in one corner. They all burst out of the lift on board the tank, just as the space hamsters are massing for an assault. Zack, Lyta & the A-team leave behind them a rather tasteful fur rug as they head towards the Zocolo...
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by Chameleoin on Wed, 10/04/2002 - 15:51.OMG!!!!
How about Kosh in a Kiss The Cook Apron (with black and white pinstripes) and the fake boobs. His shoes; traditional Greek dancing shoes (basically, slippers with pom-poms at the toe), a big, floppy hat and his encounter suit is bright orange!!!
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by snooklepie on Thu, 11/04/2002 - 04:06.Apparently those Greek soldiers you see on the TV are Special Forces
vanquish your enemies by wearing stupid costumes and making them laugh so hard, they split thier sides!!!! 
(but just you go on holiday to Greece and start taking the pee out of them...or walk up to one and say "hello! I'm a plane-spotter. can you point me in the direction of the nearest military airbase??" 
...Kosh II being replaced by the Michelin Man..Well, someone's got to represent the Vorlons...
Or how about Garibaldi in a black leather mini-skirt, white stilleto heels, frilly pink blouse and Ronald Macdonald's wig, topped by a cloth cap?? silleeee...
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by marybeth on Thu, 11/04/2002 - 10:56.Kosh had stick legs sticking out from under his encounter suit.
Giribaldi's eyes would pop up real big. and his tounge would roll out of his mouth to the ground.
G'kar would be running from Londo and he would paint a tunnel in the side of a cliff then run though it while Londo would crash into it. LOL
got to stop reading this thread hehehehe!!!!
not likely!!!
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by Chameleoin on Thu, 11/04/2002 - 13:36.LMAO!!!!!!!
Just thought of something; Legolas from LOTR; can you guess what his nickname would be???? It'd be Legs!!! Even worse, can you imagine some of the lines!!! "Hey, Legs, the orc is over this way!"
Talking about LOTR, Cris wanted the One Ring in D&D the other day!
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by snooklepie on Fri, 12/04/2002 - 01:34.still haven't seen LOTR yet
Londo would especially look funny..would probably need an extra string to hold his hair up! Perhaps Kosh wouldn't be a string puppet...someone could put a set of wheels under his encounter suit, and then sit at the back of the set with a radio control transmitter... 
cartoon characters? how about B5 becoming a Gerry Anderson production?? you could just about imagine Sheridan, Delenn & co doing the puppet walk, with strings attached!
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by Chameleoin on Fri, 12/04/2002 - 13:51.Here's a thought; Kosh's encounter suit as a wardrobe!
How about Lister, Rimmer and Cat in crepe-soled bright purple shoes, big red straw hats, pink overalls and lime green and yellow shirts!!!
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by Bekka on Fri, 12/04/2002 - 14:59.this could do with is own forum section caled sick sifi or something. one thread for the hamster stories and others for the diferent shows
just an idea
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by Chameleoin on Sat, 13/04/2002 - 15:03.Good to see you on again, it's not often that people write in twice (that aren't Mary Beth or Snooklepie or meor DT790). My guess is, the first time is too traumatic!!!Quote:
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Good idea, but I don't think it'd work.
After all, we don't even have a Star Trek forum!!!
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Submitted by marybeth on Sat, 13/04/2002 - 15:38.quoteQuote:
nahhhh they are just intimidated by our outrageous imaginations!
my latest offering-
the cast of B5 (of course) as Las Vegas showgirls. complete with the big feathered head pieces, thong bottoms, high heels, the big fan things, and lots and lots of sequins!
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by Chameleoin on Sat, 13/04/2002 - 16:06.*Jessi starts backing away from the computer*
Aaarrrggghhh! Get away from this board, you're insane!
Stuff that! We're all nuts.
Sheridan in a hot pink and bright yellow Phantom Of The Opera uniform with sequined high heels (purple and light blue) with I'm Too Sexy For My Shoes lime green socks.
And did I mention that he's doing the Time Warp with Delenn, who's dressed up as The Phantom, except that her costume isn't purple, it's got lots of huge flowers (purple, blue and pale pink) and the background is crimson??!!!!!
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Submitted by marybeth on Sat, 13/04/2002 - 16:23.Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by Chameleoin on Sun, 14/04/2002 - 16:20.Yep, we're evil! And sad, but what do you expect? If you have a SadGeezer, they're bound to be sad.
Anyway, just heard some good news (actually, I couldn't care less, but Lan is thrilled) and I posted it on General TV Sci-Fi Stuff. If any Australians cross this way, please go there, because it's relevant to us.
Okay, Garibaldi in a light pink top hat and light blue pajamas with a mauve bow tie doing the tango!!
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by SadGeezer on Sun, 14/04/2002 - 23:38.quote:Originally posted by Jessi 15:
....If you have a SadGeezer, they're bound to be sad.
Erm... my wife has a SadGeezer fairly regularly and I/we are happy enough!
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by snooklepie on Mon, 15/04/2002 - 04:18.hehehehe
How about the B5 cast doing the Can Can?? i'm certain i need not go into any further graphic detail..i'll leave it to people's imaginations how gross a sight Londo would be in a big frilly skirt and fishnet stockings...especially when it comes to the end of the dance...
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by Son Of Bester on Mon, 15/04/2002 - 11:40.Ye gods, Londo and G'Kar as Christian and Satine from Moulin Rouge with Kosh as the fat guy who owns the theater and Mr Bester as Toulouse Lautrec along with Evil Kosh as the Duke!Or, or, Londo as Luke Skywalker, G'kar as Han Solo, Kosh as R2D2
and Garibaldi as C3PO and Evil Kosh as Darth Vader! How about that?!
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by marybeth on Mon, 15/04/2002 - 13:03.welcome to the insanity that is this thread! hehehe! sounds like you fit right in! be sure to read the previous 3 threads if you haven't already. if you dare! LOL
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Submitted by Chameleoin on Mon, 15/04/2002 - 13:13.quoteQuote: 
Not THAT kind of sad! And welcome to the board, both you and Son Of Bester.
I'm brain dead, I really can't think of anything good tonight, but for some reason Londo with a multi-coloured hairdo wearing a fluffy, light pink bathrobe comes to mind.
I really should get Leshi to drop by one time, she can fry anyone's brains!!!
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by Son Of Bester on Tue, 16/04/2002 - 11:03.Londo-The red one
G'Kar-The green one
Garibaldi-The bluish purple one
Mr Bester- The yellow one
Kosh-The sun
Who am I talking about? The Teletubbies of course!
Or if you're more into tales of might and magic....
Delenn-Xena
Lyta-Gabrielle
Londo-Hercules?!
G'Kar-Iolaus
Galen-Joxer The Mighty?!
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by snooklepie on Wed, 17/04/2002 - 03:59.How about Londo in a purple wetsuit/diving gear, with flourescent green flippers? he'd better watch out, though...he might end up with Troy Tempest trying to hitch a ride, thinking he's Stingray- hey! B5 could be Marineville...
Garibaldi could dress up as Marina... 
(lost it a bit tonight!!!!)
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by Chameleoin on Wed, 24/04/2002 - 09:30.OMG!!
I'm starting up a lot of posts with those three letters. I just noticed. Hmm, oh well.
How about the cast of Star Trek with really big (and I mean REALLY big) yellow afros, knee-high blue socks, mauve Kiss The Cook aprons and bright pink (in opposition to hot pink, I'm getting off the hot pink habit for a minute at least) and small black-and-green straw hats?!!!!
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by snooklepie on Thu, 25/04/2002 - 03:38......or how about transporting the B5 crew back in time to Tudor England??? (can't remember what they're called..) imagine Londo in those leggings and puffy little short thingys (!) with a big ruff around his neck.... just get a history book, cut Londo's face & hair out and place in position...you'll see what i mean!!! Garibaldi as Queen Elizabeth I, Lennier as Henry VIII....
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Submitted by Chameleoin on Thu, 25/04/2002 - 07:08.How about a bunch of Klingons and Vulcans going back in time to Scotland, say the 1100's, and trying to fit in! There'd be all these Klingons and Vulcans going around in tartan kilts, puffy white shirts and those things the Scots used to hang from their belts! Not to mention the pom-pommed tartan hats....
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Submitted by marybeth on Thu, 25/04/2002 - 13:32.quoteQuote:
btw I'M BACK! did ya miss me? i was very sick last week (painkillers were fun though!) and i did get some very funny ideas for this thread, i just have to remember them now! LOL
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by Son Of Bester on Thu, 25/04/2002 - 16:17.Imagine this people! The crew of Babylon 5 (all of them, even the unofficial ones like Lyta and Galen), armed to the teeth with weapons like rocket launchers etc etc, are shrunk to the size of mice and have to chase dust bunnies around a kitchen and retake the blender they(the dust bunnies) stole! Meanwhile, Neelix enlists Tuvok's help to find the blender he borrowed from Odo's wife Xev Bellringer, and, since it is on her the search is being conducted, Andromeda offers them a little assistance in the form of a few DRDs borrowed from Moya.
HOW'S THAT FOR A CROSSOVER?!
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Submitted by Chameleoin on Fri, 26/04/2002 - 05:57.quoteQuote: Quote: 
Well, I actually didn't, but there's a good reason for that. The damn computer had to taken over to Queensland because something was wrong with the internal modem. Very incomvenient.
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I'm afraid I don't have a clue about that bit.
But it'd make a hell of a funny crossover!
How about the Cluster lizards versus Red Dwarf? Can you imagine the reactions to the Cluster lizards?!
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by Chameleoin on Fri, 26/04/2002 - 06:12.Oh yeah, I forgot to say (because I was too busy fuming about this awful computer, like I've been doing since it got back) hurry up and remember your ideas, Mary Beth, you come out with some of the best ones!
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by snooklepie on Thu, 16/05/2002 - 03:12.ok, it's be a while...
and then, once back in harbour, he was still so drunk, he was running around the pub with no trousers on. yes i know this all might not scare you, but the thought of it all certainly makes me cringe thinking about it!! (i hope the other half doesn't think it'd be fun to show him this site one day. he doesn't know my password, but he knows my log-in name...be on the look-out for snooklepie saying things like "Lexx is crap" - it isn't me, honest!! some people like getting their own back!!)
not that you chaps would appreciate what a gross spectacle this would be, or the fact that this has got to be the ulimate horror...the stuff of legendary nightmares... the other half told me a story the other day about some of the things his boss got up to last weekend. it involves Pernod & Southern Comfort, and a boat. apparently he was soooo poodled, at one point he was at the front of this boat doing the Kate Winslet bit from 'Titanic', wearing nothing but a wooly hat & a pair of rigger boots. a laugh, you may say- until you realise this guy gives new meaning to the saying/song "who's ate all the pies?" charity, world record attempt largest in the world steak & kidney..
Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
Submitted by Chameleoin on Tue, 21/05/2002 - 05:18.Coke obsessed pirates and mermaids - we did that in a play on Saturday night!